{"product_id":"bare-giftware-coworkers-are-like-christmas-lights-candle","title":"Bare Giftware “Coworkers Are Like Christmas Lights” Candle — Funny Secret Santa \u0026 Office Christmas Gift","description":"\u003cstyle\u003e\n.bg-wrap{max-width:900px;margin:0 auto;font-family:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,\"Segoe UI\",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#1f1d1b;line-height:1.7;font-size:16px}\n.bg-wrap *{box-sizing:border-box}\n.bg-kicker{font-size:12px;letter-spacing:.16em;text-transform:uppercase;color:#8a6d5a;margin:0 0 8px}\n.bg-title{font-size:27px;line-height:1.25;font-weight:800;margin:0 0 12px}\n.bg-lead{font-size:17px;color:#33302d;margin:0 0 20px}\n.bg-trust{display:grid;grid-template-columns:repeat(4,1fr);gap:10px;margin:0 0 26px}\n.bg-trust div{background:#f8f4ef;border-radius:10px;padding:12px;text-align:center;font-size:13px;line-height:1.4}\n.bg-trust b{display:block;font-size:14px;color:#1f1d1b}\n.bg-fig{margin:0 0 26px}\n.bg-fig img{width:100%;height:auto;display:block;border-radius:12px}\n.bg-fig figcaption{font-size:13px;color:#7a716a;margin-top:6px;text-align:center}\n.bg-sec{margin:0 0 22px;padding:20px 22px;border-radius:12px}\n.bg-paper{background:#faf6f0}\n.bg-dark{background:#2a2420;color:#f4ece4}\n.bg-dark .bg-h2,.bg-dark h3{color:#fff}\n.bg-h2{font-size:21px;font-weight:700;margin:0 0 8px;line-height:1.3}\n.bg-p{margin:0;color:inherit}\n.bg-feat{display:grid;grid-template-columns:repeat(3,1fr);gap:12px;margin:0 0 26px}\n.bg-feat div{border:1px solid #ece4da;border-radius:10px;padding:14px}\n.bg-feat span{display:block;font-size:12px;color:#a07d62;font-weight:700}\n.bg-feat b{display:block;font-size:15px;margin:2px 0}\n.bg-feat em{font-style:normal;font-size:13px;color:#6b635c}\n.bg-steps{display:grid;grid-template-columns:repeat(3,1fr);gap:12px}\n.bg-steps div{background:rgba(255,255,255,.07);border:1px solid rgba(255,255,255,.18);border-radius:10px;padding:14px}\n.bg-steps h3{font-size:16px;margin:0 0 6px}\n.bg-steps p{margin:0;font-size:14px;color:#e3d8cd}\n.bg-chips{display:flex;flex-wrap:wrap;gap:8px;margin:8px 0 0}\n.bg-chips span{border:1px solid #e2d6c8;border-radius:999px;padding:6px 14px;font-size:14px;background:#fff}\n.bg-table{width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;font-size:15px}\n.bg-table th,.bg-table td{text-align:left;padding:11px 12px;border-bottom:1px solid #ece4da;vertical-align:top}\n.bg-table th{width:34%;font-weight:600;color:#5d554e;background:#faf6f0}\n.bg-faq{border-bottom:1px solid #ece4da;padding:14px 0}\n.bg-q{font-size:16px;font-weight:700;margin:0 0 6px;line-height:1.4}\n.bg-a{margin:0;color:#46413c}\n.bg-note p{margin:0 0 8px}.bg-note p:last-child{margin:0}\n@media(max-width:720px){.bg-title{font-size:23px}.bg-h2{font-size:19px}.bg-trust{grid-template-columns:1fr 1fr}.bg-feat{grid-template-columns:1fr 1fr}.bg-steps{grid-template-columns:1fr}.bg-sec{padding:16px}}\n\u003c\/style\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"bg-wrap\"\u003e\n  \u003cp class=\"bg-kicker\"\u003eBare Giftware · Christmas\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003ch2 class=\"bg-title\"\u003eThe office Secret Santa gift everyone will want.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n  \u003cp class=\"bg-lead\"\u003e“Coworkers are like Christmas lights. They hang together, half of them don’t work, and the other half aren’t so bright.” A funny Christmas candle for colleagues, your boss or the office Secret Santa, in an amber glass jar with a black lid and a matching gift box. Hand-poured to order by Bare Giftware.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cdiv class=\"bg-trust\"\u003e\n    \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eFree shipping\u003c\/b\u003eIncluded in the price\u003c\/div\u003e\n    \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eMade to order\u003c\/b\u003eDispatched in 1-2 business days\u003c\/div\u003e\n    \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e30-day returns\u003c\/b\u003eFree on faulty items\u003c\/div\u003e\n    \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eReal humans\u003c\/b\u003eHelp before and after you buy\u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003cfigure class=\"bg-fig\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0556\/9170\/6458\/files\/Amber_Jar_Candle_Minimalist_e5c1ccb8-94b4-4c70-82b1-e030f4b889c5.png?v=1794437670\" alt=\"Ready for the office Christmas party\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\u003cfigcaption\u003eReady for the office Christmas party\u003c\/figcaption\u003e\u003c\/figure\u003e\n  \u003cdiv class=\"bg-feat\"\u003e\n    \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e01\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe joke\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cem\u003ePrinted big and bold\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n    \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e02\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003eAmber jar\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cem\u003eWith a black lid\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n    \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e03\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003eSix choices\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cem\u003eFive scents or unscented\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n    \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e04\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003eGift box\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cem\u003eMatching, ready to give\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n    \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e05\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003eOffice-friendly\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cem\u003eUnscented option\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n    \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e06\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003eMade to order\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cem\u003eDispatched in 1-2 business days\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n  \n  \u003csection class=\"bg-sec \"\u003e\n    \u003ch2 class=\"bg-h2\"\u003eA joke the whole office gets\u003c\/h2\u003e\n    \u003cp class=\"bg-p\"\u003eIt is cheeky, not rude, so it is safe for an office Secret Santa, a team gift or a card for the boss.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/section\u003e\n  \u003cfigure class=\"bg-fig\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0556\/9170\/6458\/files\/Amber_Jar_Candle_and_Box_70897e9e-d0d0-44ef-926b-fdd678edd0dc.png?v=1794437669\" alt=\"With its matching gift box\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\u003cfigcaption\u003eWith its matching gift box\u003c\/figcaption\u003e\u003c\/figure\u003e\n  \u003csection class=\"bg-sec bg-paper\"\u003e\n    \u003ch2 class=\"bg-h2\"\u003eReady to hand over\u003c\/h2\u003e\n    \u003cp class=\"bg-p\"\u003eIt comes in a cream gift box that repeats the joke on the front, so there is no wrapping to do before the party.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/section\u003e\n  \u003cfigure class=\"bg-fig\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0556\/9170\/6458\/files\/Amber_Jar_w__Lid_add99866-328b-44af-b15f-ceccef0ffc48.png?v=1794437668\" alt=\"Amber jar with black lid\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\u003cfigcaption\u003eAmber jar with black lid\u003c\/figcaption\u003e\u003c\/figure\u003e\n  \u003csection class=\"bg-sec \"\u003e\n    \u003ch2 class=\"bg-h2\"\u003eScented or unscented\u003c\/h2\u003e\n    \u003cp class=\"bg-p\"\u003ePick one of five scents, or unscented if it is going on a desk in a shared office.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/section\u003e\n  \u003cfigure class=\"bg-fig\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0556\/9170\/6458\/files\/Candle_Box_w_Label_7c0b618a-0269-48db-aa13-98edefcdb0e8.png?v=1794437670\" alt=\"The gift box\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\u003cfigcaption\u003eThe gift box\u003c\/figcaption\u003e\u003c\/figure\u003e\n  \u003csection class=\"bg-sec bg-paper\"\u003e\n    \u003ch2 class=\"bg-h2\"\u003eKeeps working after Christmas\u003c\/h2\u003e\n    \u003cp class=\"bg-p\"\u003eOnce the joke has landed, it is still a good candle in an amber jar with a lid, so it gets used rather than re-gifted.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/section\u003e\n  \u003cfigure class=\"bg-fig\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0556\/9170\/6458\/files\/Amber_Jar.png?v=1794437669\" alt=\"Pink gift illustration under the joke\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\u003cfigcaption\u003ePink gift illustration under the joke\u003c\/figcaption\u003e\u003c\/figure\u003e\n  \u003csection class=\"bg-sec bg-dark\"\u003e\n    \u003ch2 class=\"bg-h2\"\u003eMade to order, ready to give\u003c\/h2\u003e\n    \u003cp class=\"bg-p\"\u003eEvery candle is poured when you order it and arrives boxed and wrapped, so it is ready to hand over. No personalisation is needed for this design.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/section\u003e\n  \u003csection class=\"bg-sec bg-paper\"\u003e\n    \u003ch2 class=\"bg-h2\"\u003eChoose your scent\u003c\/h2\u003e\n    \u003cp class=\"bg-p\"\u003e6 options. Unscented is $45.99, the scented options are $47.99.\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cdiv class=\"bg-chips\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eUnscented\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eVanilla Caramel\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAmalfi Coast\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCoconut \u0026amp; Lime\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePatchouli Sandalwood\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eJapanese Honeysuckle\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n    \n  \u003c\/section\u003e\n  \n  \u003csection class=\"bg-sec\"\u003e\n    \u003ch2 class=\"bg-h2\"\u003eSpecifications\u003c\/h2\u003e\n    \u003ctable class=\"bg-table\"\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eVessel\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eAmber glass jar with black lid\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eLabel\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e“Coworkers are like Christmas lights. They hang together, half of them don’t work and the other half aren’t so bright”\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth\u003ePackaging\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eArrives in a cream Bare Giftware gift box, wrapped\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eScents\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eUnscented, Vanilla Caramel, Amalfi Coast, Coconut \u0026amp; Lime, Patchouli Sandalwood, Japanese Honeysuckle\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eMade by\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eHandmade in Australia by Bare Giftware\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\u003c\/table\u003e\n  \u003c\/section\u003e\n  \u003csection class=\"bg-sec bg-paper bg-note\"\u003e\n    \u003ch2 class=\"bg-h2\"\u003eDelivery and returns\u003c\/h2\u003e\n    \u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFree shipping.\u003c\/strong\u003e Shipping is included in the price, so nothing is added at checkout.\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDelivery.\u003c\/strong\u003e Made to order and dispatched in 1-2 business days, then delivered by Australia Post in about 2-7 business days. You get a tracking number by email as soon as it is on its way.\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eReturns.\u003c\/strong\u003e 30-day returns. If it arrives faulty or damaged we replace it or refund you in full and cover the return postage. For other returns within 30 days, the customer covers return postage.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/section\u003e\n  \u003csection class=\"bg-sec\"\u003e\n    \u003ch2 class=\"bg-h2\"\u003eQuestions people ask\u003c\/h2\u003e\n    \u003cdiv class=\"bg-faq\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"bg-q\"\u003eCan it be personalised?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"bg-a\"\u003eNo, this design is fixed exactly as shown.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n    \u003cdiv class=\"bg-faq\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"bg-q\"\u003eWill it arrive before Christmas?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"bg-a\"\u003eIt is made to order and dispatched in 1-2 business days, then Australia Post takes about 2-7 business days. Order early in December to be safe.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n    \u003cdiv class=\"bg-faq\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"bg-q\"\u003eIs it suitable for an office?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"bg-a\"\u003eYes. Choose unscented if fragrance could bother anyone, and never leave a lit candle unattended.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n    \u003cdiv class=\"bg-faq\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"bg-q\"\u003eWhen will it arrive?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"bg-a\"\u003eMade to order and dispatched in 1-2 business days, then delivered by Australia Post in about 2-7 business days. You get a tracking number by email as soon as it is on its way.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n    \u003cdiv class=\"bg-faq\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"bg-q\"\u003eWhat is your returns policy?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"bg-a\"\u003e30-day returns. If it arrives faulty or damaged we replace it or refund you in full and cover the return postage. For other returns within 30 days, the customer covers return postage.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n    \u003cdiv class=\"bg-faq\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"bg-q\"\u003eHow should I burn it?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"bg-a\"\u003eOn the first burn, let the wax melt right to the edge so it burns evenly next time. Trim the wick to about 5mm before each use, keep it away from draughts, children and pets, and never leave a lit candle unattended.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n    \u003cdiv class=\"bg-faq\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"bg-q\"\u003eWho makes it?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"bg-a\"\u003eIt is made by Bare Giftware, a small candle and gift maker. We sell it with free shipping and look after your order and any questions from start to finish.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003c\/section\u003e\n  \u003csection class=\"bg-sec bg-paper\"\u003e\n    \u003ch2 class=\"bg-h2\"\u003eNeed a hand before you buy?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n    \u003cp class=\"bg-p\"\u003eNot sure about the wording, the scent or the timing? 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